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		<title>Merry? &#8230;Hardly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was just picked up from my annual &#8220;Christmas Kennel Hiatus&#8221; as it has become traditionally known. It is in this kennel where I spend all Christmas day in a cage since the spoiled little shit teenagers they hire to take us out for pee breaks refuse to work on Christmas because they&#8217;re too busy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Da Ho&#8217;s Love Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s like everytime I leave the house now, &#8220;Oooh Scout! When are you going to update your blog?&#8221; That&#8217;s all anyone ever talks about to me, the blog, THE BLOG! I&#8217;ll tell you when I&#8217;m going to update my blog: WHEN I&#8217;M GOD DAMN GOOD AND READY! I don&#8217;t have to do anything I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.scouthatesyou.com/?p=63</link>
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		<title>Female Woman Tries To Think &#8211; Fails</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some obsessive fan wannabe that got shot down after making some advances on me is now on her period and bleeding all over the place. Instead of spending time mopping up blood and shopping for tampons, she&#8217;s writing 1,000-word entries in her blog about me. Normally I would be flattered by the attention, but just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.scouthatesyou.com/?p=59</link>
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		<title>A Bitch In My Domain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Unbeknownst to me, someone let a two-bit mutt biotch into my castle yesterday. Ever since I installed a moat, I have lived a life of solitude free from the unwanted intrusions of disease-ridden bitches like this one: You&#8217;ll notice I&#8217;m bearing my teeth at her, a move of mine once dubbed by a reporter as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I KNOW HOW TO ROLL!!!1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OMG, you guys, tonight I finally did it.   I rolled on my very own without any need for prodding or prompting.  A huge piece of chicken was the payoff.  When the command came, everything just clicked (after about 15 seconds of confusion), and I did it.  I rolled over. I mean, this doesn&#8217;t change who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Gypsies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being the international galactic regional balla&#8217; that I am, who never gets kenneled and forgotten about for a week or anything silly like that, I&#8217;m chillin&#8217; in some desolate third-world country right now to get away from all the glitter and paparazzi I am almost always probably encountering. Evidently the &#8220;people&#8221; here are pretty brave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate Hippies Who Want To Ban Guns</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, ever since that autistic kid forgot his meds, bought a handi-cam, and killed a bunch of people, demands have been pouring in for me to write a long, controversial, emotionally-bedrocked post highlighting my stance on gun control laws. Since no one ever writes about this stuff and it&#8217;s a totally fresh and untapped [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.scouthatesyou.com/?p=48</link>
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		<title>I Hate Moving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some of you may have heard the news. Cliff notes: Some asshole found a planet that we can all live on or something. Listen to me clearly; I am not fucking moving again. This is embarrassing to admit, but I want all you selfish idiots to know that moving is really hard on me. My [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.scouthatesyou.com/?p=46</link>
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		<title>I Hate Being So Damn Smart</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m sure you’ve all heard the rumors. It is true. I scored a 71 on my canine I.Q. test. For your dumbasses not privy to the system, the human I.Q. test is scored like basketball whereas the canine I.Q. test is scored like golf probably. At least what’s what my careworker told me. Also, you’ll [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.scouthatesyou.com/?p=44</link>
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		<title>I Hate Fleas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know how some of these two-bit mutt bitches can live with fleas. Since my hygiene practices have no flaws and I shower regularly and all that crap, I am flea-less. However, I’m not flee-less, since technically I tried to run away once. HA! Get it? Do you see what I did there? I [...]]]></description>
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