It’s like everytime I leave the house now, “Oooh Scout! When are you going to update your blog?” That’s all anyone ever talks about to me, the blog, THE BLOG!

I’ll tell you when I’m going to update my blog: WHEN I’M GOD DAMN GOOD AND READY!

I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to. That’s what Daddy said. He said I’m his little man and I can update my blog whenever I please. And also that I’m “goodboy” for not barking when I saw this mutt bitch outside the window. She was so close though. Fifty feet, tops. I didn’t bark though. Gee golly, no I did not. I “bruffed,” but that’s not barking, it’s just making a “bruff” noise as if to indicate I long to bark. I did bruff though. I PLEAD GUILTY TO BRUFFING, EVERYONE!

She comes a foot closer, I break out into a full-blown howl. Let’s just keep that between you and I.