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ScoutHatesYou.com is updated by this noble mongrel. Updates will come more frequently when veterinarians figure out a way to give a dog opposing thumbs, until then, each entry takes close to three days just to type out. Don’t hold your breath. Everyone knows veterinarians aren’t smart enough to figure out how to do that. If they were, they’d also figure out a way to NOT ACCIDENTLY CUT OFF MY BALLS THAT ONE TIME WHEN I GOT DROPPED OFF FOR A BATH PROBABLY. And also, too many hoes are being juggled up in this place for me to make more than two posts per week.

The webmaster for ScoutHatesYou.com also runs the insanely unpopular Nubblies.net Forums. If he’s been able to keep the server from being hacked by brown people, you might be able to load the page.

Please route all autograph requests through my douchebag agent, who may be reached at admin@scouthatesyou.com. Have a suggestion for a blog subject on ScoutHatesYou.com? Fuck you, I don’t need it! But if you insist, send it to suggestions@scouthatesyou.com.